To all and sundry near and far
F. Christmas in particular.
“I want some crackers and I want some candy,
I think a box of chocolates would come in handy.
I dont mind oranges,
I do like nuts,
And I should like a pocket knife that really cuts.
from” King John’s Christmas.
King John of course had never heard of Swiss Army Knives or he might have been more explicit
I have, and apart from the obligation as a Swiss Citizen to own one ( I mean an original one ) I know too that they are the best. That’s why I certainly will be taking one along on my trip.
But there is a snag attached to them,and that is they have got something against women.
Sometimes we might like to have longer nails as men and sometimes even paint them.
But you have to chose between opening your knife and keeping your finger nails intact.
O.K. So not all women are Swiss Army Officers,but sometimes we would like to use one.